So here we go, K and J’s 48 hours in Vegas with two dogs.
First of all, don’t take your dogs to Vegas, ever. I mean maybe if you have one or two tiny little guys it would be fine, but don’t take a dog you can’t pick up, because it is a nightmare. K and I stayed at The Paris and I had no idea how massive it would be or how far away our car would be from the lobby and the elevators. And how many people would look at you like a freak show when you are walking your forty pound dog who hates tile floors through the casino to go to the tiny patch of astro turf they call a dog area. And a scary guy in the parking stairwell with a gun in his holster might give you a dirty look. Once we made it through that gauntlet the first time, it got much easier and we figured out the best times of days to take them out. They also got an early morning walk down The Strip which they loved, but otherwise, they were pretty much stuck twenty stories up for two days. I will admit I had my first meltdown once we got to the room, telling K, “We can’t stay, we have to leave!” He talked me down and said, “What you need is a drink and you will feel better.”
This was after midnight, look how bright it is inside! |
K and I had dinner at Scarpetta in the Cosmopolitan overlooking The Strip that night and it was strangely beautiful. And we leant in to the luxury of the place and ordered bottled water which K drank in about a second and didn't realize. I paid twenty five dollars for pasta with tomato and loved it. We saw the drummer for the Foo Fighters on our way out holding court with three women (he really does have great hair). Then we headed to our hotel and had drinks and people watched and laughed because it is so bright in there it feels like daytime all the time. Then I played the Britney slot machine, and I was happy. Can we talk just for one second about the Britney Spears Slot Machine? It is the best, its like a huge arcade console you sit at with Britney Spears songs playing and lights and sounds and videos. If someone can figure out how to get me one at home, I would never stop playing.
The next day, Sunday, K and I headed to the very impressive Neon Light Museum, which is a large Neon Boneyard near the older part of Vegas. At the yard there is a huge collection of Neon signs from all of Vegas’ history. It’s basically Instagram Paradise. The tour guide was funny and informative about the different signs until the rain started going crazy about halfway through and we had to cut it short. So instead, K and I headed back to the strip, walked up to Italy (a.k.a The Venetian) and relaxed with the dogs until it was time for drinks.
The Cosmopolitan is what I imagined Vegas, or the best of Vegas to be. Glitzy, dark, lots of sparkles (and they had a Britney slot machine too!) and K and I had drinks in the stunning Chandelier Bar before heading back to dinner at Mon Ami Gabi at our hotel. The food we had was mostly pretty great over the two days we were in Vegas and the steak at Mon Ami Gabi was no exception. A waiter literally broke about 25 plates though in one fell swoop and that was by far the most memorable part of our evening.
And what of gambling? I hate to say it but we we were not winners, we put aside a small amount and came back with about $21.00. We tried, slots, poker and roulette but it was ultimately that Britney machine that gave us our final win. Vegas may be silly and overstuffed and indulgent, but we can all use a little silliness sometimes. As we rode the elevator upstairs, I smiled at K and said, “you were right. This was fun.”
Julie
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